Author Archives : Tom Morphet

We Who Live Surrounded by Nothing

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I gave my truck keys to my dad one time and told him to take my mom into Canada to see Chilkat Pass. They came back early. “I don’t know why you sent us up there. There’s nothing there,” dad reported. In a manner of speaking, he was right. For 100 miles on the only road out of here, there’s…

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Trump: The New Herbert Hoover?

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One year into the Trump administration, it’s obvious that the Chaos Theory of Government isn’t working and that the president either is an idiot when it comes to governance, Putin’s stooge, or both. For Putin, it doesn’t matter which. He and his henchmen oligarchs gain every inch of ground that America loses. “Look at the insanity of America. That’s what…

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Our Hard, Sweet Life Here

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Working as a tour guide in summer, I’m occasionally asked what it’s like to live in Haines year-round. “It’s hard and it’s sweet,” I tell them, “and the hardest parts of it make the sweet parts even sweeter.” A couple minutes after getting out of bed Friday I was on all fours in a cold, windy rain, fishing around on…

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The Cost of Not Doing Anything

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If voters don’t approve a seasonal sales tax Tuesday, it will be no skin off my nose. I’m too old and I’ve seen too much to pin my personal happiness on the whims of the electorate. I would, however, like to see the initiative pass for all the reasons I’ve already shared, plus this one: To prove to ourselves that…

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Approve the Seasonal Sales Tax

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I encourage voters to pass the seasonal sales tax initiative. For the fall and winter months, the measure would effectively cut grocery prices in Haines by 5.5 percent and cut prices on everything else by 1 percent. For the other half of the year, prices on all items would go up 1.5 percent downtown and 1 percent in outlying areas.…

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Friends Want Girl’s Unsolved Murder Remembered

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At the mayor’s request, the below letter will be included in the Oct. 14 Haines Borough Assembly packet under “New Business.” Writer Midge (Paddock) McClellan Clark was a Haines School classmate of Eileen Wafer, a 14-year-old girl raped and strangled to death downtown in 1982. No one was ever charged with the crimes. By all accounts, Eileen was a kind…

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Bill the Jackass in the White House $500,000

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It’s ironic that the Haines Borough is carrying a million-dollar deficit because it just so happens that the Jackass in the White House owes our town at least half that much up front. We should have our tourism department send him a bill. Back in February, the Jackass started flapping his jaws about “making Canada the 51st state.” Ostensibly, this…

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Questions for Assembly Incumbents

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The Haines Borough annual municipal election will be held Tuesday, Oct. 7. New candidates seeking office offer new ideas and approaches for leading our community. Incumbents must defend their time in office. The day after I was elected Haines Borough Mayor in October 2023, I was asked by a citizen what I would do about gasoline prices. It was a…

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How to Dethrone the Mad King

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The Jackass in the White House continues to break the law, destroy democratic norms, erode the nation’s proudest institutions and traditions and violate all semblance of civic decency because we – the citizens — allow him to. When he’s not skewering the First Amendment to silence critics, shredding habeus corpus by throwing nonwhite citizens in jail without cause, or blatantly…

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Hallelujah for Our Few, Late Nights

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I ran down to my office early Sunday morning to grab some food from the fridge there and look for my cell phone. Things go missing on fair weekend. As I drove by, a woman leaving the Pioneer jumped on a skateboard, maybe heading off to the ‘Cutter. I lingered at my office to look down on a most extraordinary…

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